Ever since the holidays started, i been working and playing alot. Well, I believe some of you might have played House of the Dead 4 or roughly have seen the chapter 1 of that game..Read this man...got it from a friend and it really brighten my long boring day at work.


Intro = 2 AMs agents.. James & Kate
James: Y does everyone starts shaking the MSG when it hasn starts??
Kate: Kids... they start making noises in the guns thz to the shaker tats installed in it... =,=

--On the door outside... Zombies r arguing abt sth..--
Zombie 1: OI!! can we start the show!??! audience r WAITING!!
Zombie 2: Shut up u dumbass... We r tryin to add make ups.. and design our bodies...
Zombie 3: Ya... if we don get any gd ratings... might as well quit the job...
Zombie 1: Fine... How much is ur pay zombie 2?
Zombie 2: 1 cents per game... since TKA is 2 dollars per game... at least i gt a gd earning for a make up...
Zombie 1: harz... *Stares @ the make up* I onli make 1 cent per 5 games..
Zombie 3: HAHA!! u r so lousy!! i made at least 1 cent per 2 games... WAHAHA!!
Zombie 1: pulls out zombies 3 teeth and adds on to his own to make his mouth like a shark.
Zombie 3: !(mailto:%!&#%!@%!_@!_#%* #$^)&@)#^&!@) !)#&!#&%^ )!@$*)!
Zombie 1: HAHA!! nw u cant bite those AMS idiots...

--Back to AMS--
Kate: Hey james... they called us idiots...
James listening to his PDA playing a song called: "We are fighting~~"
Kate: ok... well looks like we gt a idiot..

--Red light blinks on the PDA--
James: well tats the singal for the show to start..
Kate: *Finally~~*
James: This cant b it...
Looks @ the monitor.. Zombies pounding on the doors..
Kate: HEY!! wats those things?? flowers... dress... make ups... KAWAIIII~~!!!
James refering to the plots again..
James: They mess up the plot again... I guess their pay will b cut...

--Back to the plot--
Kate: These are all the weapons i have got.
James: There is onli MSG anyway~~ u can't get anything more... =,= dumbass.
Kate: Well!! its according to the script!! see!?!?
James: Lousy scripts! This director needs a change!
Director: Do you need a pay cut too??
James: Err... no sir... sry boss~~ >_<

--The door starts to break--

James: INCOMING!!

BAMM!!! The door opens and the zombies ran in and stopped right in front of them..

Zombie 2: Err... wat are we suppose to do again??

Zombie 1: Bite them!! Claw them!! push them!!

Zombie 3: !#%!)#%!)*#% #%&!#)%^ *since his does nt have his teeth*

Zombie 2: oh yea... er... didn we have a stratagy??

Zombie 1: Since when??

Zombie 2: i though the one on the right strikes 1st... den our turns.

Zombie 1: Face it... jus kill them... since we gonna get killed anyway.

Zombie 2: oh... ok ok...

James: er... finished talking?? *slurps a cup of tea*

Zombies : YEA!! DIE U AMS AGENTS!!

Kate: Err... hold on again... where are we suppose to shoot them??

James: Head i suppose..

Kate: lets try.. Kate shoots one of the head and the zombie died wit a PERFECT!

Kate: WOO!! FUN!!

James: stop acting like a kid... Jus shoot them!! *After the gun fight...*

Kate: YIPPE!! i gt 5 PERFECTS!!

James: yes yes~~ i onli gt 1... T_T

--Suddenly a door opens--

A zombie grabs them!!

James: Kate quick!! Shake your gun!!

*according to the plot*

Kate: Y mi and not u??

James: Jus shake it!!

Kate: tis is nt fair!!

The AMS are in danger and the Zombie head butts them.. P1 and P2 Damage!!

James: SEE LA!! ur fault!!

Kate: !! WA!! Blame mi!! i shake for u to SEE!!

When the zombie break free he pushes 3 other zombies back..

Z1 : HEY!! look where u r going!!

Z2 : Oi!! mi arm!!! tear halfway already!! argh!!!

Z3 : MI LEG!!!!!!!! PAIN PAIN!!!!!

Z4 : Sorry la!! hu ask the AMS push mi away...

Den end up they destroy each other...

Kate: Well... This is strange...

James: O_O ya...

--4 little crawlies came out of some holes--

Kate: Are they zombies too??

PDA device: They are "cute" little things r fast and they have long claws to help them...

James: They look so weak...

*suddenly.. one of them jump onto james and slashes him... P1 DAMAGE!!*

Kate: O_O weak huh??

James: . . .

--After the crawlies.. The Door opens and another zombie grabes them!--

Kate saw a zombie wit hands grabing onto his head..

Kate: James... is tat zombie havin a headache??

James: Think so.. y??

Kate: lets give him a panadol(a medic for headache)...

Zombie: Woo!! thz!! felt much more better... come come.. let mi help u open the door~~

AMS: 0_0 *Stunned*

--Kate and James looking at zombies trying to break down the windows--

James: Looks like we r safe har?

Kate: Hopes so..

*GLass breaks opens and tons of zombies rush out!*

Kate: AHHHH!!! NT SAFE!!!

James: I show u mi kong-fu shooting skills!! shadow shots!!

Zombies: O_O??!! *after 5 sec.. the zombies stopped moving*

Kate: huh?? wat happen??

James: *snaps finger*

*all the zombies drop dead wit James having full PERFECT!*

Kate: WA!!! teach mi!! teach mi!!

James: Go to shaolin temple and learn...

Kate: huh?? wats tat??

James: For guys onli...

Kate: den don bother sayin idiot...

--They reach to a 3 way doors... where zombies came flooding on 2 doors..--

Kate: Hey!! theres a box over there!!

*Try shooting and broke it open and a grenede pops out*

AMS: its mine!!

*James shot the grenede and receives it*

Kate: no fair!!

James: LOSER!!! lets go... don waste time on these zombies..

*Kate broke the door panel*

James: eh... y the door never close??

Kate: erm.. no idea??

*James look carefully at the other side... and realised wat happened*

*James smack Kate's head real hard!! P2 Damage!!*

Kate: HEY!! WATS THAT FOR!?!?!

James: WHO ASK U BROKE THE SWITCH!!??!?

Kate: wat switch??

James: nevermind... jus clear those zombies..

Zombies: o_O. . . . *baka baka(idiot idiot)*

--The AMS found another headache zombies as usual.. panadols works...--

Kate: thats easy... hehe

--A door opens and there is another door inside also opens but wit 4 huge zombies--

James: OMG... they looked tough...

Kate: oh realli?? show u mi counter strike skills!!

*after a moment... P1 and P2 DAMAGE!!*

James: WA... pro lehz... of all the bullets u shot... none hit...

Kate: Sry la~~ today off form... =P

--Kate shot a medic kit later and receives a life bonus--

James: Looked like there is different paths...

*looks at the PDA*

James: it is a detour... left or...

*Kate shoots left without James finishing his words*

Kate: When in doubt.. head left~~

--After all the gunfights and panadols.... they reached into another door--

*Kate looks at the hole. . .*

Kate: So much destruction. . .

*Zombies came crawling out of the hole!!

* James: lets throw rock at them and c hu gt PERFECT!!

Kate: U R ON!!!

*As one zombie pops out.. Kate throws the rock at zombie head and he fell back into the hole!!* Kate: HAHAH!! one PERFECT!!

James: oh yea??

*After the... rock fight... =,=* Kate: haha... i win u in perfect again~~ haha... *OWNING!!* James: *sob sob.. after years of experince... i lost to a gal...*

--They entered a room with a lift--

James: This way is blocked..

Kate: lets find the other way.. *A huge hand grabs the AMS*

James: Kate!! we got to break free!!

*Shakes the gun den they broke free and fell through the hole*

Kate: OUCH!! DON LAND ON MI!!!

James: Sorry~~

*A huge monster stand in the sewer*

James: wats tat??

PDA: Justice.. Jus nice to fit in the sewer and it has a habit of licking...

Kate: wats wit the licking??

James: its a dog... they can onli take out their sweat by their tounge...

Kate: interesting. . . -_-

James: Looks kinda cute!! can i buy its stuff toy... look at the teeth!! so clean!! used Darlie everyday... *Darlie.. a famous tooth-paste brand in singapore tat shines in the dark =,=*

Justice: RAWR!!!!

AMS: O_O James: Its coming again!! but much more worst this time!!

Kate: how worst??

*The Justice made a direct drop kick he learn from WWE and P1 and P2 DAMAGE!!*

Kate: ouch!! pain!! u gonna pay!!! u ruin mi make up!!

James: . . . no comments~~ XD

*After long fights....*

Kate: cant seem to kill him~~ argh!!!

Justice: BWAHHAHAHAHHAHA!!! RAWR!!!!!

James: I got an idea. . . .

Kate: ok~~ hehe...

Justice: ??? . .. . RWAR!!!

James: OK!! nw!!

*The AMS blast the justice wit naplam grenede and heats up the justice!!*

Justice: HOT HOT HOT!!!! HOTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*Justice on FIRE!!! Hp decrease alot more as it ran!! and it died.. like a melted cheese~~* James: hehe.... tis jus cant get any better~~

Kate: fine fine~~

--Score results--

P1

Accuracy: 50%

Headshots(i cant rem wat its called): 20

Perfect: 10

Amazing: 5

Excellent: 10

Score: 12000
Rate: B

P2

Accuracy: 5%

Headshots : 10

Perfect : 0

Good : 0

Score: 5000

Rate: How can i rate tis!?!?

James: seems mi scores can get better...

Kate: ?!?!?! how to rate?!?! WATS WIT MI SKILLS!?!??! DAMN DIRECTOR...

*In the back sence laughing. . .*

Director: Who ask u wanna act pro... HAHAHAHAHA....

--End of Chapter 1--

Written By: Unknown.

I will upload the images to let u roughly understand what it is going on...

Ever since the holidays started, i been working and playing alot. Well, I believe some of you might have played House of the Dead 4 or roughly have seen the chapter 1 of that game..Read this man...got it from a friend and it really brighten my long boring day at work.


Intro = 2 AMs agents.. James & Kate
James: Y does everyone starts shaking the MSG when it hasn starts??
Kate: Kids... they start making noises in the guns thz to the shaker tats installed in it... =,=

--On the door outside... Zombies r arguing abt sth..--
Zombie 1: OI!! can we start the show!??! audience r WAITING!!
Zombie 2: Shut up u dumbass... We r tryin to add make ups.. and design our bodies...
Zombie 3: Ya... if we don get any gd ratings... might as well quit the job...
Zombie 1: Fine... How much is ur pay zombie 2?
Zombie 2: 1 cents per game... since TKA is 2 dollars per game... at least i gt a gd earning for a make up...
Zombie 1: harz... *Stares @ the make up* I onli make 1 cent per 5 games..
Zombie 3: HAHA!! u r so lousy!! i made at least 1 cent per 2 games... WAHAHA!!
Zombie 1: pulls out zombies 3 teeth and adds on to his own to make his mouth like a shark.
Zombie 3: !(mailto:%!&#%!@%!_@!_#%* #$^)&@)#^&!@) !)#&!#&%^ )!@$*)!
Zombie 1: HAHA!! nw u cant bite those AMS idiots...

--Back to AMS--
Kate: Hey james... they called us idiots...
James listening to his PDA playing a song called: "We are fighting~~"
Kate: ok... well looks like we gt a idiot..

--Red light blinks on the PDA--
James: well tats the singal for the show to start..
Kate: *Finally~~*
James: This cant b it...
Looks @ the monitor.. Zombies pounding on the doors..
Kate: HEY!! wats those things?? flowers... dress... make ups... KAWAIIII~~!!!
James refering to the plots again..
James: They mess up the plot again... I guess their pay will b cut...

--Back to the plot--
Kate: These are all the weapons i have got.
James: There is onli MSG anyway~~ u can't get anything more... =,= dumbass.
Kate: Well!! its according to the script!! see!?!?
James: Lousy scripts! This director needs a change!
Director: Do you need a pay cut too??
James: Err... no sir... sry boss~~ >_<

--The door starts to break--

James: INCOMING!!

BAMM!!! The door opens and the zombies ran in and stopped right in front of them..

Zombie 2: Err... wat are we suppose to do again??

Zombie 1: Bite them!! Claw them!! push them!!

Zombie 3: !#%!)#%!)*#% #%&!#)%^ *since his does nt have his teeth*

Zombie 2: oh yea... er... didn we have a stratagy??

Zombie 1: Since when??

Zombie 2: i though the one on the right strikes 1st... den our turns.

Zombie 1: Face it... jus kill them... since we gonna get killed anyway.

Zombie 2: oh... ok ok...

James: er... finished talking?? *slurps a cup of tea*

Zombies : YEA!! DIE U AMS AGENTS!!

Kate: Err... hold on again... where are we suppose to shoot them??

James: Head i suppose..

Kate: lets try.. Kate shoots one of the head and the zombie died wit a PERFECT!

Kate: WOO!! FUN!!

James: stop acting like a kid... Jus shoot them!! *After the gun fight...*

Kate: YIPPE!! i gt 5 PERFECTS!!

James: yes yes~~ i onli gt 1... T_T

--Suddenly a door opens--

A zombie grabs them!!

James: Kate quick!! Shake your gun!!

*according to the plot*

Kate: Y mi and not u??

James: Jus shake it!!

Kate: tis is nt fair!!

The AMS are in danger and the Zombie head butts them.. P1 and P2 Damage!!

James: SEE LA!! ur fault!!

Kate: !! WA!! Blame mi!! i shake for u to SEE!!

When the zombie break free he pushes 3 other zombies back..

Z1 : HEY!! look where u r going!!

Z2 : Oi!! mi arm!!! tear halfway already!! argh!!!

Z3 : MI LEG!!!!!!!! PAIN PAIN!!!!!

Z4 : Sorry la!! hu ask the AMS push mi away...

Den end up they destroy each other...

Kate: Well... This is strange...

James: O_O ya...

--4 little crawlies came out of some holes--

Kate: Are they zombies too??

PDA device: They are "cute" little things r fast and they have long claws to help them...

James: They look so weak...

*suddenly.. one of them jump onto james and slashes him... P1 DAMAGE!!*

Kate: O_O weak huh??

James: . . .

--After the crawlies.. The Door opens and another zombie grabes them!--

Kate saw a zombie wit hands grabing onto his head..

Kate: James... is tat zombie havin a headache??

James: Think so.. y??

Kate: lets give him a panadol(a medic for headache)...

Zombie: Woo!! thz!! felt much more better... come come.. let mi help u open the door~~

AMS: 0_0 *Stunned*

--Kate and James looking at zombies trying to break down the windows--

James: Looks like we r safe har?

Kate: Hopes so..

*GLass breaks opens and tons of zombies rush out!*

Kate: AHHHH!!! NT SAFE!!!

James: I show u mi kong-fu shooting skills!! shadow shots!!

Zombies: O_O??!! *after 5 sec.. the zombies stopped moving*

Kate: huh?? wat happen??

James: *snaps finger*

*all the zombies drop dead wit James having full PERFECT!*

Kate: WA!!! teach mi!! teach mi!!

James: Go to shaolin temple and learn...

Kate: huh?? wats tat??

James: For guys onli...

Kate: den don bother sayin idiot...

--They reach to a 3 way doors... where zombies came flooding on 2 doors..--

Kate: Hey!! theres a box over there!!

*Try shooting and broke it open and a grenede pops out*

AMS: its mine!!

*James shot the grenede and receives it*

Kate: no fair!!

James: LOSER!!! lets go... don waste time on these zombies..

*Kate broke the door panel*

James: eh... y the door never close??

Kate: erm.. no idea??

*James look carefully at the other side... and realised wat happened*

*James smack Kate's head real hard!! P2 Damage!!*

Kate: HEY!! WATS THAT FOR!?!?!

James: WHO ASK U BROKE THE SWITCH!!??!?

Kate: wat switch??

James: nevermind... jus clear those zombies..

Zombies: o_O. . . . *baka baka(idiot idiot)*

--The AMS found another headache zombies as usual.. panadols works...--

Kate: thats easy... hehe

--A door opens and there is another door inside also opens but wit 4 huge zombies--

James: OMG... they looked tough...

Kate: oh realli?? show u mi counter strike skills!!

*after a moment... P1 and P2 DAMAGE!!*

James: WA... pro lehz... of all the bullets u shot... none hit...

Kate: Sry la~~ today off form... =P

--Kate shot a medic kit later and receives a life bonus--

James: Looked like there is different paths...

*looks at the PDA*

James: it is a detour... left or...

*Kate shoots left without James finishing his words*

Kate: When in doubt.. head left~~

--After all the gunfights and panadols.... they reached into another door--

*Kate looks at the hole. . .*

Kate: So much destruction. . .

*Zombies came crawling out of the hole!!

* James: lets throw rock at them and c hu gt PERFECT!!

Kate: U R ON!!!

*As one zombie pops out.. Kate throws the rock at zombie head and he fell back into the hole!!* Kate: HAHAH!! one PERFECT!!

James: oh yea??

*After the... rock fight... =,=* Kate: haha... i win u in perfect again~~ haha... *OWNING!!* James: *sob sob.. after years of experince... i lost to a gal...*

--They entered a room with a lift--

James: This way is blocked..

Kate: lets find the other way.. *A huge hand grabs the AMS*

James: Kate!! we got to break free!!

*Shakes the gun den they broke free and fell through the hole*

Kate: OUCH!! DON LAND ON MI!!!

James: Sorry~~

*A huge monster stand in the sewer*

James: wats tat??

PDA: Justice.. Jus nice to fit in the sewer and it has a habit of licking...

Kate: wats wit the licking??

James: its a dog... they can onli take out their sweat by their tounge...

Kate: interesting. . . -_-

James: Looks kinda cute!! can i buy its stuff toy... look at the teeth!! so clean!! used Darlie everyday... *Darlie.. a famous tooth-paste brand in singapore tat shines in the dark =,=*

Justice: RAWR!!!!

AMS: O_O James: Its coming again!! but much more worst this time!!

Kate: how worst??

*The Justice made a direct drop kick he learn from WWE and P1 and P2 DAMAGE!!*

Kate: ouch!! pain!! u gonna pay!!! u ruin mi make up!!

James: . . . no comments~~ XD

*After long fights....*

Kate: cant seem to kill him~~ argh!!!

Justice: BWAHHAHAHAHHAHA!!! RAWR!!!!!

James: I got an idea. . . .

Kate: ok~~ hehe...

Justice: ??? . .. . RWAR!!!

James: OK!! nw!!

*The AMS blast the justice wit naplam grenede and heats up the justice!!*

Justice: HOT HOT HOT!!!! HOTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*Justice on FIRE!!! Hp decrease alot more as it ran!! and it died.. like a melted cheese~~* James: hehe.... tis jus cant get any better~~

Kate: fine fine~~

--Score results--

P1

Accuracy: 50%

Headshots(i cant rem wat its called): 20

Perfect: 10

Amazing: 5

Excellent: 10

Score: 12000
Rate: B

P2

Accuracy: 5%

Headshots : 10

Perfect : 0

Good : 0

Score: 5000

Rate: How can i rate tis!?!?

James: seems mi scores can get better...

Kate: ?!?!?! how to rate?!?! WATS WIT MI SKILLS!?!??! DAMN DIRECTOR...

*In the back sence laughing. . .*

Director: Who ask u wanna act pro... HAHAHAHAHA....

--End of Chapter 1--

Written By: Unknown.

I will upload the images to let u roughly understand what it is going on...